Senator Arlen Specter says he has been diagnosed with an acute form of the zombie virus and expects to remain in office. “I feel as healthy as I’ve ever been”, says the senator, gnawing on the brain of a Kentucky journalist. “A few brains here and there aren’t going to hurt me, and I feel the same as I’ve ever been”.
Senator Specter is looking into legislation that would make legal the purchase of brains from freshly dead corpses in hospitals and accidents.
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