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Beer Pong Improvement Tips

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Improve your beer pong play. Here are some tips to get you on the way to the win.

1. Practice makes perfect

It’s true what they say, practice makes perfect. Play beer pong whenever you can, and often. You can even practice beer pong without any beer, just water. That’s perfect for the times you have a craving to play before having to head off to work.

2. Aim for one cup

You will find your accuracy increase dramatically once you stop shooting all whilly nilly and just focus on one cup. When you aim for one cup, you’re no longer playing a game of chance but a game of skill.

3. Get a good arc

The nicer the arc, the better chances of you making it in the cup. Straight sniping is not recommended, as the chance of getting it in the cup you were aiming for is very low along with the unlikely chance of making other cups around it by accident.

4. Don’t get distracted

Remember, you’re playing beer pong to win. You can have fun, but don’t get distracted. This also means don’t try to focus too much on the other team’s distractions and horse play.

5. Know when to give up the bounce

If you’ve already bounced once, the chance of the next bounce being blocked is considerably greater. Know when to stop throwing the bounce, especially if you and your partner sucks at it.

These should definitely put you on your way for improving your game.

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Jurassic Park Drinking Game

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Rule: Drink whenever a dinosaur roars

This Jurassic Park drinking game can be a lot of fun and a challenge to you beer carnosaurs, ahem, I mean ‘connoisseurs’ out there. There may be times in the movie where a roar is not heard for quite a while, then a roaring storm erupts. The game begins early too, the opening scene with the raptor being transported into its holding cage will get you started off with a good buzz that will last you right through the slower parts in the beginning.

Try to keep up and make it through the whole movie drinking without becoming extinct!

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Make Money

Saturday, December 15, 2007

I can make too much money but until now I’ve been too lazy to do it.  I’m going to do it now, and not tell you.

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Hungry

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Mouth is alive. Juice is like wine.

scent and a sound. I’m lost and I’m found.

and I’m HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF

It means so much to me, like a virgin, or a pretty view…

but then I’m sure that you, know it’s just for you.

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Not safe to lock the door

Saturday, December 15, 2007

I come from a small town so when I come to Columbus, I personally think it’s not safe to NOT lock the door, no matter how close to campus you think you are or even if you live in a relatively “safe” part of the city. My roommates don’t lock the door, which makes me say wtf.

I made fourteen cents so far today with one click, so if you’re interested in making money then dream about doing that.

So what the fuck why don’t they lock the door?

Also, while I’m in drunk mode, I’ll let you in on a little secret in being known on the Internet. Content is only king these days if it is comics, games, videos, etc, information these days is free and monopolized by google, yahoo answers, etc. So to be known now you need to make some form of visual entertainment, to make people coming back for more. You can copyright or trademark your own characters and comics, but not information.

I realized this awhile ago but I wasn’t going to say it online because I was afraid someone would give me more competition in whatever I recommended to do but fuck it, consider yourself lucky.

I also registered a shit ton of knol domains, what the hell are you guys waiting for?

My simpsons footwarmer things are really warm and in the shape of homer simpsons’ head, but they’re fucking made in China. Yeah I feel bad about buying them too.

Also join my RSS because every fucking site I read tells me to get subscribers but I’m too lazy to install plugins that are supposed to get you to subliminally join and I’ll just tell you straight up now.

ok bye.

P.S. I love the movie Aliens and the comments made earlier on reddit on the video where the dude flipped out on the flight, I was the one that commented on the cornbread quote with the illegal alien quote by Hudson.

Shut up about this default wordpress template.
night.

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Google unveils “knol”

Friday, December 14, 2007

Knol, according to Google, is a unit of knowledge.  A knol is a webpage simply on a specific topic, giving the meaning and much more.  It’s like a encyclopedia on steroids.

What’s unique about this is that Google will be putting their knol pages first in their results by hand, bumping down wikipedia articles and other such sites.

The biggest news for bloggers and webmasters though is that you can actually get money making knolls because Google shares in the profit.

If you would like to know more about making money with knols see Knol Money dot com.

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If it doesn’t exist, your earning won’t either

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I’m very happy making the few dollars I make everyday from the Internet, but just like everyone else I would like more.

After joining digital point forums, I found an abundance of people easily making tens if not hundreds of dollars a day from their websites.  What’s their secret? How do they do it? What are they doing different from me?

Well, I think I just found out what my problem is.  It’s that I just have too little content to offer.  Most of my websites are only 10 or 20 pages at the most.

For a long time I’ve been wondering why I couldn’t make the big bucks like those on the forum, and I finally realized that I don’t have enough pages.  If I don’t have alot of pages, I don’t have alot of ads.

The purpose of a business is to make money.  The purpose of blogging for money or creating websites for money is to make money, no matter how you do it.  So I need to get making more money by making more pages.

Think of it this way, I have a percentage chance of someone clicking on an ad on one of my pages no matter how small.  But if I don’t have a page, I have a 0% chance.

In conclusion, I’m making more webpages.

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What a Difference Adsense Filtering Makes

Monday, December 3, 2007

adsense chartI finally started filtering out Adsense arbitrage sites and I can already see a dramatic difference in my earnings. Ads that have been consistently earning only one or three pennies per click have shot up significantly.

When I first scanned my site I was really shocked to see how many arbitrage ads really were on the website. My surprise soon turned to anger and now I’m devoted to weeding out any of the evil websites at all costs. How dare they steal my honest and heard-earned revenue!

To see for yourself who’s paying you those one or two cent clicks that you’ve been wondering about, you’ll have to use the Adsense Preview Tool given by Google which only works in Internet Explorer.

How to scan your website for cheap ads and arbitrage links:

1. Download the Adsense Preview Tool here at Google.

2. Double click on the saved file and hit “Yes”.

3. Re-start Internet Explorer and you’re good to go.

Once you have the preview tool installed, right-click anywhere on a web page and the ads available for display will pop up in a window where you can click on them to examine their destination. If you find an unwanted site, click the checkbox next to it and hit the “show urls” button to get a list of the sites that you want to block. Once you have that, you’ll want to put it in your Adsense competitor filter list.

How to filter Adsense ads:

1. Login to Adsense and select the “Adsense Setup” tab.

2. At the top select “Competitive Ad Filter”.

3. Enter your urls to be blocked into the dialog box.

4. Hit “Save Changes”.

Be careful when you block sites that you put them in the correct format as explained on the filter list by Google, as you may block a whole site that may pay you good money in another category other than the one you scanned.

A big downside to this is that filtering is limited only to 200 websites. However, it is well worth taking the small amount of time to do this and dramatically improve your amount of money earned per click.

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I am selling my extra hosting space

Monday, November 26, 2007

I am using less than 1% of my available hosting space and so I’m going to rent it out monthly for cheap. There will be no cpanel or user panel, you will only have ftp access but you have to email or message me if you want to add or edit a domain or sql database. I’m online all the time so that would be done within 24 hours.

This space would be great for:

  • Wordpress
  • PHPbb
  • Wiki
  • Joomla
  • Drupal
  • Moodle
  • Pligg
  • Zencart
  • Gallery
  • Any static website (HTML, etc.)

The following is NOT ALLOWED and will get you immediately banned with no refund:

  • Proxies
  • File downloads
  • Torrents
  • Pornography
  • Spam Techniques
  • Distributing Copyright Material

All websites are checked everyday to make sure they comply with these guidelines.
Here is the hosting plan:

Basic Plan:
5GB Space,
100GB Bandwidth,
UNLIMITED ADD-ON Domains
Free Setup
99.9% Uptime
Exclusive Customer Support
Price: $3.72 / month

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The Limits of Content Niches

Thursday, November 22, 2007

A problem that I have not been able to tackle is my desire to post wild and totally off-topic posts in my different blogs.

Whenever I think of a post topic, I then think, “Gee, that would be alot better if that topic was related to its very own website instead of just a single post”. Or, I think, “Is it even worth just one measly post on my site, when someone could just make a whole website about it and out-compete my single post entirely”.

For example, I would like to throw around the idea or begin to start my very own web comic. But where is the best place to place a new web comic? The people that are visiting my sites now aren’t looking for a web comic at all, and so they would be uninterested. However if I were to buy some kind of domain with webcomic in it then they would specifically be looking for a comic and have a higher chance of liking it.

So when I get a new idea, I buy an entirely new website domain. But being that I have so many ideas, I keep buying new domain names without being able to develop any content on them and move on to my next newest subject. Dammit.

I even purposefully make websites that are meant to be various topic based but I still can’t bring myself to post the content there.

Basically what I’m trying to say is that I’m frustrated that everytime I get a new idea for a website or post I always feel like I have to buy a new domain name to make it successful. Which may be right anyways.


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