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The people that make up the New York Tolling board, who set toll prices every person has to pay, drive New York toll free for life. This is despicable. How can a rule be fair when the people that make them don’t have to abide by them? The board members get free tolls for life, even after they leave their position. And it’s not like they can’t afford it. Former Chairman Peter Kalikow owns at least eight exotic cars, one being a a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder; a similar model sold recently for $10.9 million dollars.

Who is going to stop the corruption? How can it be stopped when the people abusing their power are making all the rules?

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You know what would be really cool?  If Google would actually include my webpages in its search engine.  I think I have some pretty good things to say, to share and do, and I’m definitely not a spambot.  So why can’t I get in, huh?

I just realized today that my actual pages aren’t even in the search results.  If you were to look for “dicklogan”, it would take you to my Digg, Stumbleupon, and other online media sharing accounts.

I was hoping that the links from Digg and some forums would be at least strong enough for the Googlebot to want to save the pages, but I guess that’s not the case.  It looks like I’m going to have to become a more aggressive link exchanger if I want to see any results.

But it’s getting hard.  Sites are becoming more competitive than ever.  It is not uncommon now for even a blog to have a group of two or more people working on it constantly.

Gotta keep drudging along and doing what The Man wants I guess.

Senator Arlen Specter says he has been diagnosed with an acute form of the zombie virus and expects to remain in office.  “I feel as healthy as I’ve ever been”, says the senator, gnawing on the brain of a Kentucky journalist.  “A few brains here and there aren’t going to hurt me, and I feel the same as I’ve ever been”.

Senator Specter is looking into legislation that would make legal the purchase of brains from freshly dead corpses in hospitals and accidents.

Let’s face it, zombie attacks are not very fun. They are even worse if the undead come knocking at your door and you find yourself stuck with a lousy beer. In order to prevent this unfortunate occurrence from happening, we’ve come up with a list of the top ten beers to drink during a zombie attack. So delicious, they’re to un-die for.

10. Resurrection

During the fermentation of the first batch of this beer, the yeast “died” and was “resurrected,” in much the same way people outside the house are dying and becoming resurrected, only in a much more literal way and without the quotation marks. Made with five types of barley malt and plenty of sugar, the beer is quite strong and flavorful, without being too sweet.

9. Black Death

The Black Death was not a happy time for mankind, but at least back then they didn’t have to worry about fighting zombies. Viewed from this perspective, the Black Death beer can bring back memories of the good ol’ days, before people rose from the dead and hungered for brains. Because of this, Black Death beer makes a great addition to your post-apocalyptic alcohol collection.

8. Dead Guy Ale

It was originally created to celebrate the Mayan Day of the Dead on November 1, so it’s comforting to know the beer has already proved itself worthy on the battlefield. According to their website, Dead Guy Ale is a German-style Maibock made with a malty aroma, rich hearty flavor and a well balanced finish.

7. Gravedigger

I can’t imagine why you would be digging a grave during a zombie siege, unless it was your own. If that’s the case, it’s perfect for giving that extra buzz while you dig a deep hole to rest your cranially damaged head into, so as not to come back a zombie yourself. Brewed by DogFish.

6. Immort Ale

This beer is only sold in the spring, so if you would like to have it on hand during a zombie attack at any other time of the year, please plan accordingly. Pours a little reddish hue in color.

5. La Guillotine

Although it is not likely that you would have the physical contraption, you can still at least have the beer. It tastes so good that, when reinforcing window planks, some zombies seem more interested in grabbing it out of my hand than my hand itself. They seem to lose their head over it.

4. Orkney Skullsplitter

Named after Thorfin Hausakliuuf, the seventh earl of Orkney, who single handedly protected the town of Orkney against the first recorded zombie attack of 1769. It is important to note however that the supposed zombies were Frenchman and his strength came from the “spirits” he drank.

3. Trompe La Mort (Mistaken Death)

Mistaken Death can take on a variety of meanings. The mistaken assumption that a zombie is dead and will not rise is the most dangerous. To check if a corpse is truly dead or not, sprinkle a little bit of this beer on the lips. If the body starts licking its lips, be prepared to bolt.

2. La Fin Du Monde (The End of the World)

We can all agree that sometimes during a zombie attack we can become discouraged, feeling almost as if it were the end of the world. So, what better way to accept the end of the world than by drinking the beer of the same name? La Fin Du Monde is a delicious Belgian-style triple fermentation golden ale, which will leave you feeling fine all the way to the end.

1. Ale Of The Living Dead

What do you do when the last of the barricades have been broken and legless corpses are crawling at your feet? Bust out a bottle of Ale of the Living Dead, of course! This beer was brewed for the “Night of the Living Dead” / 7^th birthday party bash at the Magic Hat brewery. It’s made with 80% domestic pale malt, 15% carared malt, 5% melanoidin malt, and garlic to say the least. It’s definitely a beer you’ll keep coming back for, even after you’re dead.

I can make too much money but until now I’ve been too lazy to do it.  I’m going to do it now, and not tell you.

Mouth is alive. Juice is like wine.

scent and a sound. I’m lost and I’m found.

and I’m HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF

It means so much to me, like a virgin, or a pretty view…

but then I’m sure that you, know it’s just for you.

I come from a small town so when I come to Columbus, I personally think it’s not safe to NOT lock the door, no matter how close to campus you think you are or even if you live in a relatively “safe” part of the city. My roommates don’t lock the door, which makes me say wtf.

I made fourteen cents so far today with one click, so if you’re interested in making money then dream about doing that.

So what the fuck why don’t they lock the door?

Also, while I’m in drunk mode, I’ll let you in on a little secret in being known on the Internet. Content is only king these days if it is comics, games, videos, etc, information these days is free and monopolized by google, yahoo answers, etc. So to be known now you need to make some form of visual entertainment, to make people coming back for more. You can copyright or trademark your own characters and comics, but not information.

I realized this awhile ago but I wasn’t going to say it online because I was afraid someone would give me more competition in whatever I recommended to do but fuck it, consider yourself lucky.

I also registered a shit ton of knol domains, what the hell are you guys waiting for?

My simpsons footwarmer things are really warm and in the shape of homer simpsons’ head, but they’re fucking made in China. Yeah I feel bad about buying them too.

Also join my RSS because every fucking site I read tells me to get subscribers but I’m too lazy to install plugins that are supposed to get you to subliminally join and I’ll just tell you straight up now.

ok bye.

P.S. I love the movie Aliens and the comments made earlier on reddit on the video where the dude flipped out on the flight, I was the one that commented on the cornbread quote with the illegal alien quote by Hudson.

Shut up about this default wordpress template.
night.

I’m very happy making the few dollars I make everyday from the Internet, but just like everyone else I would like more.

After joining digital point forums, I found an abundance of people easily making tens if not hundreds of dollars a day from their websites.  What’s their secret? How do they do it? What are they doing different from me?

Well, I think I just found out what my problem is.  It’s that I just have too little content to offer.  Most of my websites are only 10 or 20 pages at the most.

For a long time I’ve been wondering why I couldn’t make the big bucks like those on the forum, and I finally realized that I don’t have enough pages.  If I don’t have alot of pages, I don’t have alot of ads.

The purpose of a business is to make money.  The purpose of blogging for money or creating websites for money is to make money, no matter how you do it.  So I need to get making more money by making more pages.

Think of it this way, I have a percentage chance of someone clicking on an ad on one of my pages no matter how small.  But if I don’t have a page, I have a 0% chance.

In conclusion, I’m making more webpages.

I finally started filtering out Adsense arbitrage sites and I can already see a dramatic difference in my earnings. Ads that have been consistently earning only one or three pennies per click have shot up significantly.

When I first scanned my site I was really shocked to see how many arbitrage ads really were on the website. My surprise soon turned to anger and now I’m devoted to weeding out any of the evil websites at all costs. How dare they steal my honest and heard-earned revenue!

To see for yourself who’s paying you those one or two cent clicks that you’ve been wondering about, you’ll have to use the Adsense Preview Tool given by Google which only works in Internet Explorer.

How to scan your website for cheap ads and arbitrage links:

1. Download the Adsense Preview Tool here at Google.

2. Double click on the saved file and hit “Yes”.

3. Re-start Internet Explorer and you’re good to go.

Once you have the preview tool installed, right-click anywhere on a web page and the ads available for display will pop up in a window where you can click on them to examine their destination. If you find an unwanted site, click the checkbox next to it and hit the “show urls” button to get a list of the sites that you want to block. Once you have that, you’ll want to put it in your Adsense competitor filter list.

How to filter Adsense ads:

1. Login to Adsense and select the “Adsense Setup” tab.

2. At the top select “Competitive Ad Filter”.

3. Enter your urls to be blocked into the dialog box.

4. Hit “Save Changes”.

Be careful when you block sites that you put them in the correct format as explained on the filter list by Google, as you may block a whole site that may pay you good money in another category other than the one you scanned.

A big downside to this is that filtering is limited only to 200 websites. However, it is well worth taking the small amount of time to do this and dramatically improve your amount of money earned per click.

I just ran across a really cool new site called ArticleCatcher. They allow you to input your Adsense ID, and earn royalty from pages you create instantly. Making a page is easy, it’s just as simple as a blog post and you get 50% lifetime revenue per page. The best part about this is that you don’t have to know anything about html, web hosting, or have to pay to have a website, it’s all free and within seconds. O.K. now I’m going to go write some more pages before all the good topics are taken See you at Article Catcher!