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Someone made a mug of out of bacon.  They then proceeded to pour beer in it.  At first glance it looks really good but the beer at the top has changed color and foamed due to the bacon grease.

The person that made it probably took many more pictures like the one here.  I bet when he drank it the first couple of moments were good, but the longer it stayed in his mouth the more the beer-grease mix taste became unpleasant and he tried to convince himself it was good.  Not terribly unpleasant, but a little off.

It was his first time making it and it was rare, not many people do it and it was new to him.  In those kinds of situations, trying things for the first time, doing something a little unusual, we want to be successful.  We want to think we can change, cause, or make something new with the knowledge we’ve gained all our life, to prove that we are no longer immature and that we have control of everything around us.

Success in this case would have been if the beer and bacon combo drink tasted the same as what he imagined it would.  I would say that it tasted different than what he expected, alright but not pleasing enough to make again.  It was a failure, so he tried to avoid sadness and defeat by imagining the beer was good even though it was not.

Something outside of our universe is pulling galaxies out into the far reaches of space that man cannot see.

The galaxies caught in the Dark Flow are going to a different universe and scientists believe that it is powered by intelligent life.  “It’s completely astounding” , says lead scientist Robert Trent of the Space Frontiers Foundation.  “This kind of power cannot be explained by current models of our universe, and can only be the result of manipulation by outside forces, more specifically, foreign intelligent beings.”

It is not yet known why the beings want to draw these galaxies into their own reach, but it can be speculated that they will use them as a source of energy.

More information about it can be found on the National Geographic website:

New Proof Unknown “Structures” Tug at Our Universe

Watch the Obama school speech at whitehouse.gov and I’m sure you’ll find that all of this debate about whether or not President Barack Obama was right to give a school speech is ridiculous.

He clearly outlines in the speech that the students need to stay in school and get good grades; it has nothing to do with healthcare.

Remember that story about an alien peaking through a farmer’s window in 2008 that gained national publicity?  There was even a special showing of the video to news reporters and journalists, some dumbfounded after watching the video.

Well, after all of the wait the video has been finally released, and here it is:

Incidentally, Stan Romanek, the guy who was the one responsible for catching the ‘alien’ on film, underwent a polygraph test in regards to the footage and failed.

The baby alien found on a Mexican farm.

Mexican TV revealed that in 2007 a farmer found a live baby alien in his field.  He was so scared that he drowned the alien in a ditch, and handed the corpse to university scientists to do DNA testing.

The farmer claimed that it took him three attempts to finally drown the creature, taking several hours to do so.Mexican UFO enthusiast Jaime Maussan was the first to break the story.  The report is located here.

The baby alien's face.

The baby's face from the side.

It was the end of the day.  The Sun laid itself down behind the mountains to allow for Moon to come out and play.  Bus 602 bustled along its usual destinations from stop to stop.  The bus driver was weary from the relentless traffic and constant on-and-off push of his feet to the peddles.  At the bus stop awaited a young couple who was also strained from the day’s toils.  Bus 602 pulled over to the curb and opened its creaky doors to let the two in.

The couple walked towards the back of the bus and took a seat.  It wasn’t as if there weren’t many choices, the bus was hardly occupied as there were only a few people speckling the seats.  The  couple wanted to sit in the back, it was the seat they were most familiar with and the one they always took.

The couple didn’t board the vehicle unnoticed.  The driver wanted to comfort them and so he switched on the radio shortly after they sat down.  He  had a special knack for choosing the right songs for people at the right time.  There was something magical about it.

The music that poured out of the speakers reminded the couple of candlelight dinners, rose pedals and sweet chocolates, sending a tingling down their soul; they wanted to dance.  The man stood up from his seat and offered his hand to the girl.  She offered her hand back in agreement and they made their way to the middle and started a slow and elegant dance.

As they held each other in one another’s arms they could not think of anything else but their partner and the music.  The people in the seats watched with smiles on their faces, reminded of their own loves lost many years ago.

The people in the cars driving next to bus 602 were in too much of a hurry to notice the scene that was taking place inside.  A small girl in the backseat was the only one to notice.  Her eyes filled with wonder and amazement, so much so that as  she glanced upon the couple while passing by her jaw dropped with awe.

The bus driver was pleased.  It wasn’t the first time a couple found romance on his bus, and it wouldn’t be the last.  Knowing this, he was able to finish the rest of his route that night with a renewed vigor and warmed heart.

Let’s get this straight.  Womp rats.  T-16.  Back home.  Done.  End of story.

What I thought was once an obscure and little-known phrase has exploded on the Internet like Death Stars to proton torpedos.  Those five words summarize the entire Star Wars universe and everything we know in our actual lives.

= Dude, get to the point.  Womp rats.  T-16.  Back home.

According to information leaked from various news sources, President Obama is preparing to give a full-disclosure report on all UFO activity since the 1930′s.  “This scale of disclosure has never been done before, and we can expect that the newly released information will require us to re-think and question what we really know about the universe and ourselves”, says astronomist Dale Erhan.  “For the government to come out and tell us the truth like this, it must be an important and urgent manner.”  A specific date for the meeting has not yet been declared, but most believe it will be within three months.

Oh boy.  At his own campaign support meeting, an unpaid volunteer spoke very bluntly to McCain about his lazy campaign staff.  While looking noticeably uncomfortable and too afraid to swat a fly away that lands on his forehead to avoid any attention that would be paid to it, he listens to the volunteer say that the unpaid workers did all the work.  The video can be seen here.

I am by no means a lawyer or well educated in law, but can we sue or press charges of any kind to prevent the failed Freddie Mac CEO walking away with $20 million dollars and us having to pay the bill?  Could there be someway that we could pool money, like we did for Helen Thomas to buy flowers, to hire an attorney that would fight for every single person in America?