Obama School Speech Video

September 9th, 2009 by admin


Watch the Obama school speech at whitehouse.gov and I’m sure you’ll find that all of this debate about whether or not President Barack Obama was right to give a school speech is ridiculous.

He clearly outlines in the speech that the students need to stay in school and get good grades; it has nothing to do with healthcare.

“Real” Denver Alien Footage Finally Released

August 25th, 2009 by admin


Remember that story about an alien peaking through a farmer’s window in 2008 that gained national publicity?  There was even a special showing of the video to news reporters and journalists, some dumbfounded after watching the video.

Well, after all of the wait the video has been finally released, and here it is:

Incidentally, Stan Romanek, the guy who was the one responsible for catching the ‘alien’ on film, underwent a polygraph test in regards to the footage and failed.

Baby Alien Found on Mexican Farm

August 25th, 2009 by admin


The baby alien found on a Mexican farm.

The baby alien found on a Mexican farm.

Mexican TV revealed that in 2007 a farmer found a live baby alien in his field.  He was so scared that he drowned the alien in a ditch, and handed the corpse to university scientists to do DNA testing.

The farmer claimed that it took him three attempts to finally drown the creature, taking several hours to do so.Mexican UFO enthusiast Jaime Maussan was the first to break the story.  The report is located here.

The baby alien's face.

The baby alien's face.

The baby's face from the side.

The baby's face from the side.

How to Beat Splitter 2 Levels 30 and 31

August 18th, 2009 by admin


The really fun and addicting Splitter 2 game is a physics based game in which you try to make a ball go in a hole by cutting the wood surrounding it in the right way.  Levels 30 and 31 are particularly challenging and here are the ways to solve them:

How to beat Splitter 2 Level 30

How to beat Splitter 2 Level 30

Level 30:

After Cut #2 a slope will fall which will make the ball go in easier.  Then after Cut #3 a big chunk of the block will go swinging which will hit the ball up the slope into the hole.

Level 31:

How to beat Splitter 2 Level 31

How to beat Splitter 2 Level 31

With cut #2 you have to time it right so a piece of the short stick falls behind the ball and/or hits the ball towards the right so the bigger stick can reach it after cut #3and hit it into the hole.

If you’re looking for the Splitter 2 game, you can find it here

The Dance On The 602 Bus Floor

August 17th, 2009 by admin


It was the end of the day.  The Sun laid itself down behind the mountains to allow for Moon to come out and play.  Bus 602 bustled along its usual destinations from stop to stop.  The bus driver was weary from the relentless traffic and constant on-and-off push of his feet to the peddles.  At the bus stop awaited a young couple who was also strained from the day’s toils.  Bus 602 pulled over to the curb and opened its creaky doors to let the two in.

The couple walked towards the back of the bus and took a seat.  It wasn’t as if there weren’t many choices, the bus was hardly occupied as there were only a few people speckling the seats.  The  couple wanted to sit in the back, it was the seat they were most familiar with and the one they always took.

The couple didn’t board the vehicle unnoticed.  The driver wanted to comfort them and so he switched on the radio shortly after they sat down.  He  had a special knack for choosing the right songs for people at the right time.  There was something magical about it.

The music that poured out of the speakers reminded the couple of candlelight dinners, rose pedals and sweet chocolates, sending a tingling down their soul; they wanted to dance.  The man stood up from his seat and offered his hand to the girl.  She offered her hand back in agreement and they made their way to the middle and started a slow and elegant dance.

As they held each other in one another’s arms they could not think of anything else but their partner and the music.  The people in the seats watched with smiles on their faces, reminded of their own loves lost many years ago.

The people in the cars driving next to bus 602 were in too much of a hurry to notice the scene that was taking place inside.  A small girl in the backseat was the only one to notice.  Her eyes filled with wonder and amazement, so much so that as  she glanced upon the couple while passing by her jaw dropped with awe.

The bus driver was pleased.  It wasn’t the first time a couple found romance on his bus, and it wouldn’t be the last.  Knowing this, he was able to finish the rest of his route that night with a renewed vigor and warmed heart.

How to Make Money with a Blog: Don’t be Afraid to Write

December 8th, 2008 by admin


A lot of people tell me the reason why they don’t write in their blog regularly is because they’re too afraid their writing is not good enough for the Internet.  They’re afraid search engines, like Google, act as quality filters that syphon off only scholarly and professional articles while leaving amateur and laymen blogs in the mud.

There are a couple of reasons why this is not so.  Firstly, and the most important in my opinion, is that search engines are not perfect.  The reason why a blog post ranks the way it does in search results depends on a many number of factors, quality just being one of them.  The domain name itself plays a huge role in the placement of search results.  For example, if you were to search for the phrase “make money online”, the first result to come up may be the site ‘makemoneyonline.com’.  Is this the best site when it comes to finding out how to make money online? Probably not, but it managed to rank in first place because its domain name matched so closely with the search phrase.  Once it ranks first, it’s easier for it to stay there since other people find it and link to it.

A second reason why you shouldn’t be afraid to write on the Internet is because not everyone on here is a scientest or professional journalist.  Many are just kids, young teenagers, people who have never received any type of higher education and don’t intend to do so.  You’re afraid to write because you would sound naive and foolish to Professor Brainstein, but what you fail to realize is that for every professional that visits your site ten times the amount of average people visit it as well.  When you write useful or interesting information in a certain field that the average reader did not know, no matter how basic, it’s likely that he or she will link to your article.  Your article may not be the one of highest quality about the topic, but the one that was linked the most by average readers because it was the easiest to understand.

So, if you know you can’t write perfectly all is not lost.  Your goal isn’t to write for the small number of geniuses in life, but for the masses.  If you doubt what I’ve said here is correct, you must agree that although this article is far from perfect, you still found it anyway.

Womp Rats. T-16. Back Home.

December 1st, 2008 by admin


Let’s get this straight.  Womp rats.  T-16.  Back home.  Done.  End of story.

What I thought was once an obscure and little-known phrase has exploded on the Internet like Death Stars to proton torpedos.  Those five words summarize the entire Star Wars universe and everything we know in our actual lives.

= Dude, get to the point.  Womp rats.  T-16.  Back home.

Obama to Reveal Proof of UFOs

November 30th, 2008 by admin


According to information leaked from various news sources, President Obama is preparing to give a full-disclosure report on all UFO activity since the 1930’s.  “This scale of disclosure has never been done before, and we can expect that the newly released information will require us to re-think and question what we really know about the universe and ourselves”, says astronomist Dale Erhan.  “For the government to come out and tell us the truth like this, it must be an important and urgent manner.”  A specific date for the meeting has not yet been declared, but most believe it will be within three months.


Why are you taking Business Advice from a Blogger?

November 30th, 2008 by admin


I’ve been seeing a small comeback of business articles showing up on sites like reddit and digg.  Something you should realize before reading these articles is that most of these people don’t own or have not had experience in running their own business.

The quality of the articles are always poor.  I get link-baited by promising titles like “How to make your company succeed” and “How to survive a recession”, only to find that the articles have no real value whatsoever.  They provide no specific details or steps to make your company better.  They usually act like cheerleaders saying, “Keep up, you can do it!” and “It’s hard work, but in the end it’s going to pay off!”.

What I’m weary of most though are the people that claim new blogs can make money.  I thought blogging for a considerable amount of money was old news and almost impossible because of all the competition over the years. Having said that, it makes me wonder about these sort of articles ending up on the front page of business reddit lately and how newbie the redditors and diggers are for upmodding them.

An Uncomfortable McCain Gets His Campaign Criticized At His Own Support Meeting – And Is Too Afraid To Swat Away A Fly On His Forehead

July 22nd, 2008 by admin


Oh boy.  At his own campaign support meeting, an unpaid volunteer spoke very bluntly to McCain about his lazy campaign staff.  While looking noticeably uncomfortable and too afraid to swat a fly away that lands on his forehead to avoid any attention that would be paid to it, he listens to the volunteer say that the unpaid workers did all the work.  The video can be seen here.